3 week hiatus because of the World Series??
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
The sad thing is there are people in this country who won’t get the joke.
Zazu loves Christmas. 🌲🌲🌲
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
"Cheerleader Surprised With Marriage Proposal During Game"
AHH! It’s the video!!! This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!
Dante’s Inferno: a helpful diagram to eternal damnation
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events